Can I get your boogers?
That’s an excellent sneeze!
Sit down or you don’t get Beluga.
My baby speaks Japanese.
I’ve got a date with the little man.
Sit down, go bump.
Except at night she turns evil.
I really need to pump!
Awesome – blueberry-colored poops!
Sorry, Daddy can’t drop you right now.
Our toothbrush does not go in the potty!
Oh, he just got himself stuck again somehow.
I think there was some mix-up at birth – twice.
Hey naked boy, come back!
Rolly-Polly bonked her head.
Just because he’s a whale, doesn’t mean he gets a bath.
You’re the smelliest thing I’ve ever seen without poop.
Ok, you can stop kissing your sister.
I think I need a drink.
You only fell out once, good job Little Mister!
Don’t touch me for three years.
Throwing golf balls is mean.
Can you say “hey baby?”
I thank God for Poop-a-Loop and Lilly Bean!
Oh, the topics and the nonsense,
“Did you put the crayons in the vent?”
Who knew I was capable of such things,
The vocab of a parent.
“Can you find my belly button?”
So many things I never thought I’d say.
“Do-dee-do-dee-woof-woof.”
I wouldn’t have it any other way!!
PS. I encourage you other parents out there to write your own verse and post it in the comments or email it to me. Join in the fun of unique parent vocab!
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"Yay! We got a poopy diaper!!"
"Aaah boom!"
"We're going to do a photo shoot with just a frilly skirt and pearls."
"That's too late at night" (referring to a dance that starts at 9pm)
"Sweet, I got to sleep in until 7:00"
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